Ken Jennings is my favorite person. I'd say I used to not watch very much television at all, but now I am glued to Jeopardy every day. He is what was missing from my life. I will marry Sweet Ken one day, and my name will then be Sweet Jennings!

What? You say he's already married? He's Mormon! He can have more than just one wife, and I love him so much that I could learn to understand him and even share him if he would have me.

And he WILL have me because he will fall in love with me and dream about me and think about me!

I love you Jeopardy! champion!